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Card throwing master - Double Viking
Michael Lohan emails druken stepfather - Druken Stepfather
Matrix cat fight - Kontraband
Lucia Tovar is kinda NSFW - GorillaMask
Emma O'Neil is totally NSFW - Boobie Blog

Top 12 sports thieves of 2008 (Epic Carnival)
6 stores I'd love to see go bankrupt (This is Illuminati)
Jazz legend Freddie Hubbard dies at 70 (Gravy and Biscuits)
Penthouse Pet Erica Ellyson Trying to Land a Momma's Boy (MoonDog Sports)
Be Quiet In Movies, Avoid Getting Shot (YepYep)
Drinxx playing cards - play poker, mix drinks. (The Bachelor Guy)
Buy the infamous tie that Jennifer Aniston wore nude on the cover of GQ (Brahsome)
Hockey Mom Not Craziest Broad in Momma's Boy House Last Night (HHR)
Jenn Sterger and the FSU Cowgirls (Gunaxin)

The Finest Santa and the finest links

Top 10 insult sports jersey Christmas presents (Epic Carnival)
15 Hilarious Book Covers. (YepYep)
When I Think of Football, I Think of Lesbians (MoonDog Sports)
The world's largest dump (This is Illuminati)
A photo essay of the Lions season (The World of Isaac)
New Brunswick, NJ: The Legendary Grease Trucks (Fan Foodie)
Bruce Lee Nunchaku Ping Pong - The Dragon has entered and he's kicking ping pong ball ass (The Bachelor Guy)

What's the Weirdest Thing you Can Pierce? - Aslyum
Melissa Marie is almost NSFW - GorillaMask
This is how you sell a Bambi DVD - HolyTaco
Crazy Reverse Remix - Kontraband
Kelly Rowland in a bikini - Druken Stepfather

Christmas Eve's Finest

Dr. Steve Brule explains viral video (Film Drunk)
Christmas is peak season for sex (Asylum)
Doctor J is a PIMP (The Smoking Section)
Hitler is F'ed up with xmas (Gorillamask)
Christmas ornaments behaving naughty (COED)
Kid is hit by a van, then run over by a cop (Double Viking)
Celebs falling...with video evidence (Holy Taco)

Get ready for The Unborn with this short film (Banned In Hollywood)
Santa Sutra - 9 Holiday Sex Positions That'll Stuff Your Stocking (The Bachelor Guy)
Bah Humbug! Anti-Christmas Movies (Gunaxin)
Adventures In Badly Decorated Christmas Yards (YepYep)
Megan Fox Named World's Sexiest Star (MoonDog Sports)
Osama Bin Kitten (Observation Bubble)

Baby burrito and other fine links

A Thundercats movie? (Asylum)
Farting jingle bells. Why not? (GorillaMask)
Vida Guerra's ass has a photo shoot...with video evidence (Drunken Stepfather)
Sexy snow bunnies. Happy holidays. (COED)
Who's looking for a gay rafting experience?! (Double Viking)
7 best action movies to watch when you're high (Holy Taco)
Seahawks cheerleaders pelted with snowballs (Busted Coverage)
Nasty leg injury (With Leather)

Jennifer Ellison goes NUTS with "her boobiest photo shoot yet" (Observation Bubble)
The 15 Greatest Fart Scenes in Movie History (The World of Isaac)
5 terrible places to get caught having sex during the office Xmas party (9 to Fried)
Spend the Holidays at Ralphie's House (The Bachelor Guy)
Happy Birthday Estella Warren (MoonDog Sports)
Sports Deepest Throats (HHR)

The Finest

Kourtney Kardashian one-ups Kim yet again (Epic Carnival)

The Ultimate Sexy Christmas Gallery - 300 Photos! (Gunaxin)

Pamela Anderson not looking too hot from behind (Celebridiot)

Alice Goodwin & Bianca Knight LOVE THE BOX (Observation Bubble)

Celebrities in Hot Christmas Outfits (The World of Isaac)

Don't Know Aline Domingos? You'll Want To (MoonDog Sports)

How to live in your car (9 to Fried)

Classic Holiday Rum Drinks (The Bachelor Guy)

Mike Holmgren pays respects to the Nature Boy (HHR)

Only the finest

The 10 most hated US sports franchises (Epic Carnival)

Mike Tyson and Romeo Crennel: Long Lost Brothers? (YepYep)

One Cookie = 33 Minutes of Snowball Fighting: How to Burn Off Holiday Fat (The Bachelor Guy)

Jenn Sterger, the USF Bulls Fan (Gunaxin)

Brooke Hogan goes without a bra so nipples say hello (Celebridiot)

Babes of the Week (The World of Isaac)

Christmas comes early to the Carolina Panthers' locker room (Observation Bubble)

Dear Illuminati: More advice for the morons (9 to Fried)

Happy Birthday Alyssa Milano (MoonDog Sports)

Have yourself a very ESPY Christmas (HHR)

A look back on Thursday's finest

Muppet-themed burlesque show (Asylum)
Ryan Seacrest-Kimmel skit is pretty funny (Drunken Stepfather)
Hugh Hef's new girlfriend (COED)
Katy Perry plasters her boobs for charity (Kontraband)
America is safe because of guys like this (Double Viking)
Jesus doodles during the last supper (Holy Taco)
Diarrhea! (Gorillamask)
The Bush shoe dodging games wont stop (Atom)
Michael Phelps has a busty asian stalker (BoobieBlog)

What to get your boyfriend/husband for Christmas (the Jebbica)
In A-Rod/Madonna news... (Epic Carnival)
Lola Ponce 2009 Calendar - (MoonDog Sports)
The Ice Queen - Alexandra Helga Ivarsdottir (Gunaxin)
Jessica Alba & Jack Black to appear on "The Office" Super Bowl Special (Observation Bubble)
Close Calls Caught On Camera (YepYep)
Redneck sports gifts for your southern gents (HHR)
Jennifer Aniston makes me old (This is Illuminati)
She'd Rather Surf the 'Net Than Surf the Sheets (The Bachelor Guy)

Suicide can wait. Here's some links to get you thru Wednesday.