Sure there are a ton of songs about Ass and tits, but who knew that there would be so many great/classy songs about dick? We did, that's who. Here are our favorites:
5) Sleezy D & The Suck My Dick Krew- Suck My Dick Song
No real introduction necessary here, we all know good 'ol Sleezy D & the Crew, right??...Yeah me neither.
4) Mikey Avalon - My Dick
Mikey is hysterical, he was also once a gay prostitute heroin junkie. BONUS!
3) Juicey Karkas - Punch 'Em in the Dick
This little gem doesnt even have an official video so we posted the next best thing...
The holidays are upon us and like always you have no idea what to get anybody. This year, i suggest buying something for yourself-- The Flaming Lips "Christmas on Mars" DVD.
As Wayne Coyne explained in Listening Post's extensive interview with the lead Lip last month, the film was designed to be as destabilizing as David Lynch's Eraserhead and as spaced-out as Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey.
"There's something uncanny, uncomfortable and unsettling about Eraserhead, which is what I wanted for Christmas On Mars. I wanted a clumsiness to the dialogue and real beauty in the cinematography, and through accidents, lighting and mood, we got there," Coyne said. "The sets were elaborately built, lit and shot, so you could walk through and feel like you were in a real space station, just like in Kubrick's 2001. So yes, both of those influences inform the film."
If you're looking for more Christmas On Mars action, check out the online game at the Lips' official site.
Times are tough all over so Nike is now skinning the little chinese kids that make their shoes if they screw up and turning them into dunks...human skin dunks. True story, spread it around.
About a month or so ago we posted a cookbook about cooking with testicles. We were pretty sure that would be the grossest thing you can make an actual cookbook about. Well it didn't take long to up the ante and go inside the testicle for the best ingredient in the world. Japense bukkake stars give their personal reccomendations.
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
If you are into this kind of stuff (chances you actually might be if you visit this site) here is the link to buy the book.
When "God" gives you a knee nipple it must be pierced...looks good! Not sure if this is NSFW since it's a nipple but it is on his knee so I think we are good.
Ok so I will give you credit for trying something new (and well executed), but why? Are you just a seriously hard core GH fan who needs to express his love for fake shredding? Or maybe just dying to be the internet sensation of the week? I got it... this was your comercial idea to show "you were thinking out of the box", right? Either way, how much time do you honestly have on your hands? The answer: waaaay too much.
A MAN caught by police with his penis inside a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest, a court has been told.
Police drew their weapons after New South Wales man Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, led them on a brief, slow-speed car chase, the Newcastle Herald reports.
Weatherley attracted police attention while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach on October 26, Newcastle Local Court was told yesterday.
Police thought he might have a weapon because they saw him doing something with his hands in his lap, the Herald said.
Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.
That's when the pursuit began, the court was told.
When Weatherley was stopped, he refused to leave his car and four officers used batons and capsicum spray to get him out.
Best line of the article: "They found a 750mm jar around his penis and said Weatherley attempted to continue 'pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling'."
I love fat people. I love black people. I love dance music. I love sex. And I love flashing lights. But to put them all together? Is that even legal? Well this is sure to be the strangest video you'll see today. Directed by Eric Wareheim (Tim & Eric) in association with Warp Records and Warp Films. The track is 'Parisian Goldfish' by Flying Lotus, from the album Los Angeles.
